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The 60th (Earned It)

Milestone BirthdayA speech, read out loud6 lines to make yours

“a stamp cost five cents and nobody had ever seen the far side of the moon.”

One line from this speech

This one is a template. The jokes, the timing and the shape are written; 6 lines are left blank for the names, the job, the in-joke and the details only you know. Fill them in and it is about your person, not a person.

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What you get

Straight answers

Is this the whole thing, or a sample?
The whole thing. The free sample linked above is a piece of writing from the same pack, free to read, so you can hear the voice before you decide.
Can I change it?
Yes. It is yours to cut, reorder and rewrite. Most people do.
What if it is not right for me?
Read the pack's free sample first. It is free and it is the real writing — that is what it is there for.
How do I practise it?
Out loud, in the Stage — a room that reacts to your timing and goes quiet when you rush. Anything you own is on its shelf, free to run as often as you like.